What race are you?
black people: black
white people: 2% greek 9.1% german .0000032% russian 92% irish 49% french 100% blue eyed devil
asian people: not chinese
Dad: Why are your eyes so red, son?
Son: I smoked weed, dad
Dad: Don't lie to me, you were crying because you are a faggot
laughingnancy: HOW THE HELL DID YOU GUYS ALREADY MAKE GIFS OF BEYONCE????
Thank you. I love you. I knew it the minute I met you. I’m sorry it took so long...– Pat, Silver Linings: Playbook (via chasexjackson)